Another year, another Goop Christmas gift guide - and this one just might be the best yet.
Gwyneth Paltrow has provided her devoted fans with the ultimate curated selection that includes private jet trips, sex toys and diamonds - and what more could a gift recipient ask for this festive season?
Some standouts for 2019 include a $110,000 tree house, a $25,000 custom plant installation, a glamorous gold fire extinguisher and a $69,000 private jet vacation.
As usual, the Goop founder's epic gift guide is broken down into sections including Ridiculous but Awesome, The Lover, and The Wellness Junkie and Gifts for the One Who Has Everything.
Gifts for the One Who Has Everything is a collection of carefully curated presents for your Gwyneth-esque friend who already has everything you could imagine - so instead, she suggests getting said friend a $995 Assouline book about wine (you'll have to join the waitlist), a $21,000 diamond choker (they'd have to be an awfully good friend - pick you up at the airport, help you move and all) and a $949 cat jungle gym (for the cat who has everything).
The Lover's Gift Guide is equally dramatic, consisting of $425 gold handcuffs and a sex toy that promises the user will "fall in self-love" which sounds a bit like the opposite of conscious uncoupling.
The Ridiculous but Awesome Guide is by far the most inventive section, with its private jet trip from Bali to Luang Pragang, a gravity balance chair that allows the user to read the newspaper while suspended in space and a $25,000 plant installation.
The plant installation might just be the standout this year as it promises to "help your plants sing."
The company will design custom sounds for your space and create a plant music installation.
This section also contains an epic tree house, which is nothing like the one your parents built for you in your backyard growing up. Instead, it's $110,000 and promises to be "the tree house of the future." Simply install the tree house in your backyard (proving you have enough land to fit it comfortably) and all of your neighbors will be jealous in no time. You can even carve your initials into the structure to make it feel like childhood.
But if for some reason those don't sound glamorous enough, consider investing in the million dollar journey that will give the gift recipient 12 months of trips to see endangered specials. Paltrow herself is a fan and reviewed the trips on their website, promising, "This trip was special beyond words, the most memorable adventure of our lives!" For $1,300,000 it certainly should be.
For those who want to see Paltrow's picks in person, there's going to be shoppable Goop gift guide spots in New York, Los Angeles, London and San Francisco as well as at pop-ups in Aspen, Chicago and Nashville. Hopefully, all of the stores also provide plant music.
