Last night’s Golden Globes ceremony gave host Ricky Gervais the chance to offend some more of Hollywood’s elite and a range of stars the opportunity to swear and joke their way to list-worthy infamy.
Here’s our pick of the night’s most memorable lines:
What the fuck does ‘sugar tits’ even mean?
Ricky Gervais to Mel Gibson, referencing his infamous DUI rant from 2006
I love seeing Ricky once every three years because it reminds me to get a colonoscopy.
Mel Gibson’s comeback
As far as I’m concerned, he’s my favourite composer. And when I say favorite composer, I don’t mean movie composer – that’s ghetto. I’m talking about Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert. That’s who I’m talking about.
Quentin Tarantino’s misjudged use of the word “ghetto” while accepting the best original score award on behalf of Ennio Morrico
I’m going to thank my imaginary friend Rocky Balboa for being the best friend I ever had.
Sylvester Stallone accepting the award for best supporting actor
I want us to be buried next to each other. I really do.
Jennifer Lawrence thanks David O Russell while accepting the award for best actress in a musical or comedy
He’s also the only person who Ben Affleck hasn’t been unfaithful to. Please welcome, Matt Damon!
Ricky Gervais introduces Matt Damon
We all in this room know very well that pain is temporary, but a film is forever right? So who cares?
Alejandro González Iñárritu referencing the notoriously hellish shoot for The Revenant while winning best director
I have this recurring neck problem, as I was about to leave the hotel to the carpet, I realised it’s been hurting all day. I went and booked a massage for 9pm, which I think I’ll need to cancel.
Kate Winslet on her surprise at winning the award for best supporting actress for Steve Jobs
‘Hi, I’m Eva Longoria … not Eva Mendes’
‘And I’m America Ferrera … not Gina Rodriguez’
‘And neither one of us are Rosario Dawson’
‘Well said, Salma’
Thank you, Charro’
America Ferrera and Eva Longoria present an award together
Usually they just call me cunt.
Amy Schumer on her nickname while presenting an award with Jennifer Lawrence
And the winner is Straight Outta Compton. I’m sorry, folks. I made a mistake. It’s right here on the card. It’s right here on the card, I take full responsibility. I apologize to everybody in Compton. I apologise to Ice Cube.
Jamie Foxx making a Steve Harvey/Miss America joke while presenting the award for best original score to The Hateful Eight
I want to do this monologue and go into hiding, OK? Not even Sean Penn will find me.
Ricky Gervais showcases some up-to-date topicality in his opening speech
I know in real life [he] would never bury me alive and leave me out in the cold.
Leonardo DiCaprio on The Revenant co-star Tom Hardy
My brother Tony would have been here tonight for sure, and I know many of you knew and loved him. I miss you, Tony.
Ridley Scott remembering the late Tony Scott during his acceptance speech
When Brad and Angelina see our next two adorable presenters, they’re going to want to adopt them. Please welcome Kevin Hart and Ken Jeong.
Ricky Gervais makes a crack at Brangelina
