Golden Globes 2013: quotes of the night

'When it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron'
Golden Globes co-host Amy Poehler, on Zero Dark Thirty director Kathryn Bigelow Photograph: Paul Drinkwater/AP

'I haven't seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.'
Golden Globes co-host Tina Fey, about former Academy Award host's Anne Hathaway's turn as Fantine in Les Miserables Photograph: FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/Getty Images

'Let's all clap ourselves. Not you, Daniel Day-Lewis. Anyone can grow a bloody beard.'
Globes presenter Sacha Baron Cohen Photograph: Paul Drinkwater/AP

'Judi Dench! I mean, where did she come from? A former police officer, and here, in her first movie, she's just terrific'
Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell reading out the nominees in the best actress (comedy or musical) category Photograph: Handout/REUTERS

'Merry-el Streep' is a 'sassy sheriff' in a movie about a person named 'Hope Springs' … Jennifer Lawrence is 'J-Law' … Maggie Smith is nominated for Quartet, a movie where no one knows what it is.'
Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell continue to introduce the best actress (comedy or musical) nominees Photograph: Paul Drinkwater/AP

'Harvey, thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today.'
Jennifer Lawrence, thanking producer Harvey Weinstein for her best actress in a comedy win for Silver Linings Playbook Photograph: Paul Drinkwater/AP

'Our next presenter is so versatile, he played Iron Man in three different movies'
Tina Fey introduces Robert Downey Jr Photograph: Handout/REUTERS

'The Cecil B DeMille Award says as much about the presenter as the recipient, and that's why I'm here for Jodie.'
Robert Downey Jr, presenting the award for contributions to entertainment to Jodie Foster Photograph: Handout/Getty Images

'If you had been a public figure from the time you were a toddler, and you had to fight for a life that felt real and honest and normal against all odds, then maybe then you might value privacy about all else. Privacy. Someday in the future people will look back and remember how beautiful it was.'
Jodie Foster, making her acceptance speech Photograph: Handout/REUTERS

'Thank you very much! Goodnight! We're going home with Jodie Foster.'
Amy Poehler, closing the show Photograph: Handout/REUTERS