George W Bush has issued about 200 pardons during his presidency, and legal experts are watching whether he will issue a number of last minute pardons before he leaves office. The expectation comes from the flood of 140 pardons and 36 commutations that Bill Clinton issued on his last day office.
If you're worried about getting a pardon for a range of crimes, including 'moonshining and bootlegging while driving', then Comedy Central has come to your rescue.
There is a bit of a hitch. You still might be in for a little waterboarding.
You can see my pardon below. I'm glad that I got mine in time. Better hurry if you want to get yours.
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