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Geordie Shore: anyone remotely interested?

Geordie Shore
Geordie Shore ... whatever happened to the Likely Lads?

MTV has pulled out all the stops for the cast of its new reality show Geordie Shore, reports the Daily Star. There's Gaz, who "reckons his willy is as big as a TV remote" and Vicky who is apparently a "dead ringer" for The X Factor judge Cheryl Cole. Not to mention her "FF big breasted diva pal Holly, who is also a mean fighter after a few drinks". Is Kenneth Clark's Civilisation still being repeated on BBC HD?

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