G8 leaders pose for a group photograph - caption competition

The G8 leaders pose for a group photograph. (l-r) Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso; Japanese Prime Minster Shinzo Abe; Angela Merkel; Vladimir Putin; David Cameron; Barack Obama; Francois Hollande; Canada's PM Stephen Harper; Italy's PM Enrico Letta and European Council President Herman Van Rompuy Photograph: Suzanne Plunkett/REUTERS

Lined up on a plinth outside the Lough Erne resort in Northern Ireland on an overcast Tuesday morning, the leaders of the G8 greet the cameras tieless and with a cheery wave. But what are they saying – or thinking?

With Syria, tax and aid on the agenda – not to mention spying – there's certainly plenty to talk about. Please post your most trenchant and funniest caption ideas below.