There’s just nothing like a Scouse sense of humour and if there’s one thing that highlights it in all its glory, it’s Liverpool’s infamous toilet graffiti.
Even though you’re mature enough to legally drink in this country, there seems to be one thing that people will never grow out of - finding ‘your ma’ jokes funny.
No matter what your age is, the random jokes found on toilet bathroom doors and walls can certainly make you chuckle.
We’ve rounded up some of the funniest and strangest bathroom graffiti across Liverpool city centre, including scribbles from Ghetto Golf in Cains Brewery, Santa Chupitos and Graffiti Spirits Group venues and more.
Of course not all the best 'your ma and da' jokes are written down and ECHO readers have previously shared their best with us over on our Facebook page.
Of course some were far too rude to publish, but many kept it clean. Here's a selection of the best:
"Ya ma is ya da with a wig on."
"Ye da makes sand dogs in Town."
"Ya ma’s got a baldy head and collects footy stickers."
"Ye da does keepy ups with a lettuce, an calls himself Mo Salad."
"Ya da does 5 yard sprints in sports direct, trying on new trainers."
"Ye da claps when the plane lands."
"Yer ma eats pilchards out the tin and reads the auto trader on the bog."
"Ye ma kicks the fruity in Spoons."
"Ye ma has her own bar stool."
"Ye ma's only got bookies pens in her gaff."
"Ye da sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he's the Chaser."
"Ye da does the hoovering in boxing gloves and calls himself dyson fury."
"Ye da takes his own club to ghetto golf."
"Ya da eating pringles with a knife and fork."
"Ya ma think Ringo is the best Beatle."
"Ye ma fights on the step."
"Yer da eats cold mushy peas out the tin."
"Ya da buys 50ps off gumtree."
"All ya ma’s passwords are password."
"Ya ma still uses scratch off saveaways."
If you know of any great jokes or funny toilet graffiti in Liverpool, be sure to leave your suggestions in the comments below.
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