Maybe dismissing Afroman as a one-hit wonder for ‘Because I Got High’ was a mistake, as judging by this ongoing trial, he’s inarguably one of the funniest living Americans.
The rapper is currently squaring off against Adams County Sheriff’s deputies, who raided his home in 2022 in a fruitless bid to discover a drug stash. What they actually found was a jar of hemp and a vape pen, with Afroman subsequently arguing he’d been profiled because of his music.
Afroman promptly hit back, releasing a series of songs about the cops that… Okay, look, I promise you will not regret actually hearing these songs, and I can’t do them justice by describing them:
For context purposes, this was dropped before day 1 of the trial
— The Facts Dude@ogafroman LEGEND
FREE SPEECHpic.twitter.com/GKDHBqT5Vm
(@Thefactsdude) March 17, 2026
The deputies, furious and humiliated that Afroman is mocking them in such a toe-tapping fashion, have sued him. Afroman has hit right back, saying they brought this upon themselves:
Afroman Lays Down Facts: Wrapping up his time on the stand, Afroman drops hard truths
— The Facts Dude
As his time on the stand wrapped up today, Afroman decided to let the prosecution hear it.
If the deputies wanted to avoid public scrutiny, they shouldn’t have kicked down his door and stolen… https://t.co/IVGZriUq1W pic.twitter.com/cS6j4ExGAQ
“Fact. They never should have came to my house in the first place. Fact. If they hadn’t came to my house they wouldn’t have put themselves on the video camera and in my music career. All of this is their fault. And they have the audacity to sue me!”
This s is the greatest trial on earth. We are watching this tomorrow morning.
— Megan Fox (@MeganFoxWriter) March 16, 2026#afroman pic.twitter.com/eyxgvfKf5p
“I had to do what I had to do to repair the damage they brought to my house.”
We were also treated to the powerfully amusing sight of these scowling deputies being grilled over their personal lives while clearly regretting every life choice that got them to this point:
Magaman, suing Afroman, says he can't be sure his wife isn't cheating because Afroman mocked him online.pic.twitter.com/wOf2P1FJTg
— Cuckturd (@CattardSlim) March 17, 2026
Gotta give Afroman his flowers for creating a song that brought us these sweet, fake victim tears
— Music is Life (@ArtOfMusic_) March 17, 2026
Afroman insists the songs were necessary, saying: “I had to do what I had to do to repair the damage they brought to my house.” Afroman’s lawyers are resting on the defense that the videos, lyrics, and posts are protected free speech, artistic expression, and criticism of public officials (the deputies), which are matters of public concern.
At the core of the case are the deputies’ fee-fees, with Afroman arguing that as public servants they tolerate criticism, even in harsh or mocking forms. But, honestly, whether the (presumably equally amused) jury agrees or not, Afroman has already triumphed in the court of public opinion.
