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Funniest business names as Perky Blenders goes up against Wam Bam Campervan

The UK’s top ten ‘funniest business names’ have been revealed ahead of a public vote to crown ‘Britain’s Best Small Business Name’ once and for all. With over 1,500 entries, a panel at Simply Business – provider of small business insurance – meticulously considered those with the wittiest and most memorable business names from across the UK before agreeing the shortlist.

It’s now down to the public to crown the winner of the competition, which will see one business awarded a prize of £2,500 to help grow their business.Voting is now open until 5pm Tuesday, May 31.

Cast your vote here.

Business Name

Business Type

Location

Brewed Awakening

Coffee shop

Manchester

Donutkillmyvibe Ltd

Donut business

Chelmsford

Goal Digger Coaching

Life coaching

London

Grout of This World

Tilers

Haverhill

Hyde and Sheep

Leather goods

Wales

Paws for thought

Dog walking service

Essex

Perky Blenders

Coffee shop

London

Satisfashion

Personal shopper / stylist

Edinburgh

The Air Of The Dog Ltd

Inflatable pub

Gravesend

Wam Bam Campervan Ltd

Campervan hire and conversions

Longfield

A witty or funny business name can play a big part in helping small businesses succeed, a new study by Simply Business reveals.

A third of people say they’d be more likely to shop at a small or local business with a funny or witty business name compared to those without, according to a survey of over 2,000 consumers by Simply Business. Two thirds of people would also be more likely to notice a small or local business with a funny or witty business name.

To celebrate the wit, creativity, and humour of the nation’s small business owners, Simply Business are looking to crown one standout business with the title of ‘Britain’s Best Small Business Name’.

Alan Thomas, UK CEO at Simply Business said: “We see our role as more than an insurance provider – we’re champions for small businesses, so it only feels right to celebrate the creativity and personality of some of the best business names in the UK. It’s incredible the impact a business name can have on your business – not only are you more memorable butour research suggests customers are more likely to spend with businesses with witty names.

“With close to six million SMEs across the UK, acting as the lifeblood of our communities and collectively providing trillions of pounds to the UK economy, the competition out there is fierce. A smart business name has never been so important.

“We’re incredibly proud to provide tailored insurance to over 800,000 creative and diverse small businesses and we’re here to celebrate the wittiest and best names in the UK. That’s why we’re on a search for Britain’s Best Small Business Name, with the winner receiving £2,500 to support their journey.”

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