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'Fun with ferrets at the YMCA' and other local newspaper gems

Who says local papers don't have a role to play any more? At the very least their headlines can raise a smile. Dave Spikey, co-creator of the Channel 4 comedy Phoenix Nights, has saved the best for posterity in a book, reports the Independent. Monkey's favourite comes from the Lancashire Evening Post: "Llama drama ding dong".

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