Gone are the days when football memorabilia just meant shirts, scarves and programmes.
These days it really is possible to eat, sleep and breathe Newcastle United - with a little help from eBay.
And with the season starting again this weekend, why not celebrate by lying on an NUFC beach towel and drinking some NUFC vodka? You can even dress your dog to match.
We trawled the online market place to try and find the weird and wonderful items related to the Magpies, and this is what we found.
Dog bandana
They can't come to the match, but there's no reason your pet can't still show their support for the Toon.
These handmade dog bandanas come in every size from extra small (chihuahua) to extra large (alsatian).
And they'll arrive wrapped in blue tissue paper with a gold sticker - all ready to give as a gift.
Garden gnome
This little guy could add a touch of eccentricity to your garden.
In exchange for £16.99, you can have your very own black and white garden gnome.
Scrunchie
Finally, something for the ladies. And Andy Carroll.
This unused, unworn and undamaged hair accessory comes in the original packaging.
Vodka
Surely the most bling-tastic gift for any Newcastle fan, this vodka comes with its own branded crystal logo.
The maker says: "A Super Premium vodka made from British grain alcohol. Crafted in small batches from 100% wheat then distilled 5 times to create an ultra-smooth, rich, velvety vodka of the highest quality."
Broken wall sticker
Like being at the match, but at home!
This striking wall sticker will help you capture the atmosphere of St James' Park in your own house.
The maker says it's "easy to apply, easy to remove, and will not damage your walls".
Beach towel
Make your mark round the pool with this personalised beach towel.
It's decorated with a geometric pattern and can be personalised with one line of text. There is a maximum character limit of 25 characters.
Money clip
If you've stopped carrying cash on you, this may tempt you to start again.
The 51mm x 17mm stainless steel money clip comes with an engraved crest and will arrive in a gift box.
Snowman
Deck the halls with this adorable NUFC plush soft toy snowman.
The football-themes stocking filler is 16cm high and will set you back £6.99.
Spinner ring
The great Eric Cantona said you can change your wife but never your football team - and what better way to show your commitment than with a ring?
This stainless steel bi colour spinner ring comes in a classy gift box.
Beanie piggy bank
Why is the pig wearing a beanie? Who cares - it's adorable.
This Newcastle United beanie piggy bank is a perfect gift idea for loyal fans and young savers.
