Going up
New Girl We may revise our opinion of this show after Prince requested a cameo role. Yes, that Prince.

Gaby Hoffmann Former child star of Sleepless In Seattle and Uncle Buck is back as Adam's nightmarish sister in season three of Girls. Glorious.
February Brutal, but mercifully short. There is light at the end of this tunnel, people.
Rose de France This pale amethyst is the new queen of gemstones. In our dreams: the Astley Clarke Rose de France drop earrings, framed with pave grey diamonds.

Peter Pilotto for Target Designer-high street collaboration on sale at Net-A-Porter from 9 February. Signature dip-hem skirts and graphic/floral mix dresses. Seriously good.
Going down
'Iconic' A fine word literally rendered meaningless through inappropriate overuse (see also, "literally").

This sugar ban It's February, let's end this silliness.
Goldfinch-arm The specific ache you get from Donna Tartt's excellent but heavy hardback.
Gym membership From new year resolution to drain on the bank account in one month.

'Voga' Vogueing + yoga, apparently. We're all right, thanks.