Going up
Skinny prosecco The basic bitch drink of summer 2016, exclusively at Selfridges. You know you want in, so don’t even try to pretend you’re too cool.
Boots carrier bags Now totally fashion thanks to Anya Hindmarch. And only 5p.
Lightning bolt single earring Justin Timberlake is feeling electric wavy this summer, and so are we: £35 instant jewellery box update.
Double collaring See the floral shirt collar over the suit collar in Topman’s tailoring campaign. A styling detail, and collection, to note.
Avocado + Nutella The blending sweet and savoury is neverending (mayo and banana had a pop), but this mix, oddly, madly, works. No idea how. Just add salt.
Going down
Selfies on public transport Not OK.
Frida Kahlo merch We love you Frida, but not on a mousemat.
Coloured contact lenses From Kanye at the Met Ball and Zayn’s Tron-inspired video for Like I Would, it all feels a bit car park rave after the drugs have worn off.
Clocks Not allowed in Paisley Park, appaz. Remove them from your walls as this week’s tribute to Prince.
Going barefoot From Justin Bieber to Kristen Stewart at Cannes, going without shoes proves there’s a fine line between “free spirit” and “U OK hun?”
Mid-blue The colour 80% of men on the red carpet have plumped for. It’s all a bit New Boring. Guys, what’s wrong with black?
