Going up
Carrie Fisher Yeah, Princess Leia, sure. But really for giving birth to her daughter, Billie Lourd, the wonder that is Scream Queens’ Chanel #3.
Sandy feet As approved by Céline’s for 2016. Add chunky gold chain jewellery and winter sun for the full effect.
Dr Pimple Popper Watching someone squeeze spots sounds gross, and it is. It’s also compelling.
ET dressing Khaki coats, mid-blue jeans, baseball tops… all the best 1980s dressing is right here.
Gold outerwear See St Vincent for details. Metallic macs are an idea we’re totally into.
Niod Photography Fluid The kind of product made for the modern age. Add to moisturiser for Insta-ready, flawless skin.
Going down
‘Growth’ Denim-ese for where the knees go baggy on your skinny jeans. Avoid where possible.
Asymmetric We’re using “diags” instead. It’s not the guy from TOWIE.
Irons Spotlight’s news team shows the artful use of a crumple can make any normal outfit look far more clever and interesting.
Thug Kitchen Like Jamie Oliver on steroids, and not in a good way. Very, very shouty.
Seaweed Hot for 2016, apparently, and touted as the new kale. What’s wrong with spinach?
Man buns Right now it’s all about dishevelled, 19th-century hair, as seen on Prince Andrei in the BBC’s War And Peace.
