Going up
Sleeper Not the 90s band. The new smug-and-snug nighttime-to-daytime pyjamas label. The robes have frow potential.
‘Disturbing’ Mrs Prada’s word for her favourite kind of fashion. Add to your lexicon immediately.
US Girls Lana Del Rey for people who are over Lana Del Rey, with added St Vincent styling and Fawcett hair.
Danny Fields The Ramones’ manager and CBGBs regular is having a moment. He’s the subject of a documentary, Danny Says, and his photography book, My Ramones, comes out next year. Order now from First Third Books.
Salopettes Made by Chloé, worn by Veronika Heilbrunner. This is après-ski wear we understand.
The Grace Coddington biopic Excited is an understatement.
Going down
Ripped jeans It’s all about one rip on the left knee. See Edie Campbell.
Gmail’s emoticons Worse than Android.
Nipple piercing Sure, Kendall Jenner did it, but septum piercing is so much easier, and fakeable if you’re so inclined.
Pink and red Try yellow and red instead to channel next-season Vetements. DHL = the only label to drop right now.
The realisation you missed out on Balmain x H&M That moment when 80s glamour came at high-street prices is over.
Lady Gaga as a pop star We prefer her as a countess in American Horror Story. She has found her calling.
