Going up
Nap-wear Think sleepwear for daytime. Or loungewear for the house. See Hanro for details.
Boden Boden Is the new Baden-Baden – ie, surprise style hit – after a spike in profits. Great for late-summer dresses.
Socks and sandals 4.0 As per David Beckham’s navy and red combo in this month’s Vogue. The peak of ugly fashion meets dad-wear.
Rose glasses New-season Ray-Bans with a pink tint in a collaboration with Nina Kraviz – designed for grey days.
Polo necks + shirts Back again, thanks to Zara. Name a more iconic duo.
Going down
Text speak Céline has dropped its accent to become Celine. Y tho?
Golding The crime? Covering stuff in gold and whacking up the price. Latest offender? The $500 Dyson hairdryer.
Scalloped edges This autumn, it’s about hems frayed like ripped lettuce.
Boring necklines When you could have a ruff à la Tilda Swinton on the red carpet at Venice, why settle for less?
Ironed clothes Crinkles and pleats, please. See sustainable Indian label Bodice Studio for something suitably creased.
Twi-hard Not vampires. Rather, the sudden chill that sets in when the sun goes down. Hi, autumn.