Going up
Quilting See the Kardashian-Jenners wrapped up in quilts in the Calvin Klein campaign. Then buy up on eBay.
Cuppanut coconut, ginger and turmeric tea Delicious. But then we wouldn’t pretend health drinks are anything but.
Segway Now endorsed by Balenciaga.
Uniqlo x Marimekko Put 29 March in your diary. Finnish style, but on the cheap.
Army surplus Back in fashion. See camo everywhere from Off White to Louis Vuitton.
Dory Sief Series two of Search Party has left us with freckle goals.
The Rock Amandla Stenberg paid tribute to the actor as “fashion inspo king” by wearing a black polo. Feel free to do the same.
Going down
Grey walls Paint your kitchen in Farrow & Ball’s Breakfast Room Green, and pretend you are dining on cacio e pepe at the Gucci Osteria in Florence.
Designers naming collections with flattering adjectives “Fantastic” and “Fucking Fabulous”. Alexa, Tom, we love you, but we make our own minds up, thanks.
Clearing season According to Vice, when we hook up with people because it’s too cold to be single.
Air Max 97s As ubiquitous as the Stan Smith.
Kylie Jenner Getting in the way of our google searches for Kylie Minogue.
Markle & Sparkle If Meghan continues to plunder M&S, there’ll be nothing left for us.