Going up
‘More is more’ Rihanna’s motto for summer. Ours, too.
Python print Dream about the Chloé shirt.
Stabilo Boss highlighters Officially fashionable thanks to Vetements’ shoes with highlighters for heels.
Polydactyl cats Cats with lots of toes. Ernest Hemingway was a fan, so is great-granddaughter Dree, seen at his Key West ranch in the latest issue of Puss Puss magazine.
The cruise ship emoji Newly relevant post-Chanel cruise show. #seewhatkarldidthere?
Planet Aries Also known as the Aries pop-up shop, orbiting Covent Garden in London until 8 June. Cosmic.
Going down
Slogan T-shirts You’ll be wanting a message T now. See Frank Ocean’s “Why be racist...?” last year for a classic eg.
Invisible trousers A daft Instagram trend last year. This year, these mere strings of fabric have started appearing IRL.
Flower cakes Too twee. You’ll want an ARD Bakery concoction. Think if Ettore Sottsass discovered baking. Genius.
Men at the Met Gala Chadwick Boseman and Migos aside, this was a poor show.
Night-time bathroom routine What with double-cleansing, this is reaching the 10-minute mark. Time far better spent catching some zzzzzzs.
‘You got this’ Overplayed. Move on.
