Going up
The Scotland sweater From Alexa Chung’s new AG collection. We know it’s July, but buy now and just look at it until it’s cold enough to wear.
Speakers in your shower Kate Moss has them. Of course she does.
Neckerchiefs scissored from lengths of Indian silks Gucci wizard Alessandro Michele’s key accessory, according to Vogue. Too fabulous.
Cornrows and pointy flats Very Valentino autumn/winter.
Marni’s SS16 men’s chunky hiking socks The best socks we’ve ever seen. Do they come in women’s sizes?
Peroxide crops on men See Zayn Malik. Honourable mentions in the peroxide-for-boys category go to Lucky Blue Smith and half the boys on the Saint Laurent catwalk.
Going down
Kimonos The louche, loose outerwear we’re coveting right now is an embroidered dressing gown.
Jumpers around shoulders We know they were going up mere weeks ago, but things move fast in fashion. It’s back to the waist with them in spring.
Gladiators Looking more dated by the minute in the world of sliders.
Email regrets Gmail has heard our prayers and officially launched an unsend function. Can we get the same for texts please?
The propped up but lying on a towel bikini selfie Is this the new hotdog legs? Oh dear.
Rosé Our summer tipple is a chilled red wine. The choice of all Parisian people we want to be.
