Going up
Hackett childrenswear for grown-ups They once made a pair of trousers embroidered with flying pheasants. What’s not to like?
Bass Weejuns David Bradshaw’s brand huntergather has collaborated on a limited-edition pair of loafers. Bradshaw’s inspiration? Michael Jackson, whom he styled in the Scream video. Totes alpha.
Percy Pigs Tom Ford is a fan. That trip to M&S for train journey chewies is suddenly a lot chicer.
James Merry Björk collaborator and master embroiderer. We’re obsessed with his Fila homage, with mushroom, aka Filashroom.
Yuzu citrus flavour Häagen-Dazs OMG.
Topshop Unique’s pink velvet suit In the new resort collection. Bad on paper. Everything we need in the world IRL.
Going down
Typewriters as accessories No, you do not look quirky.
Apple slices pretending to be fries This Instagram trend is not funny. It just makes us want the real thing.
Dinosaurs It’s the anniversary of Jaws, and the new Eli Roth film Meg is about a prehistoric shark. Rexes are so over.
Alex and Piper on Orange Is The New Black Snore. Still, at least when they come on screen we get our household chores done.
Acroyoga AKA collaborative couples yoga. AKA we’re going to vomit.
Satin Sounds great, looks great on hanger. Wrinkles like nothing else when on.
