Going up
Joyce Beatty New hero. Wore the same dress as Melania Trump but looked way better in it. Is this shade? We like to think so.
Nina Simone Your earring inspiration in a season when it’s all about the bigger the better.
North Quarter by Christopher Shannon A new line by the London Fashion week designer, with lower price points.
Weejuns The original loafer and, handily, considerably less money than the Gucci kind.
Hollywood The Mannequin character is surely the reference behind Rihanna’s Dior shades. We approve.
‘Mouthbreather’ Our favourite new insult, courtesy of Stranger Things.
Going down
Aperol Spritz It’s all about champagne and ice. Long Bill Murray’s favourite drink, the rest of us have finally caught up.
‘Mom’ As in jeans, blazers and now hair. This prefix needs to go.
The £1,500 cronut Just, no.
Matching outfits for mother and daughter Soz Bey, but this is a rare misstep.
Shoulder bag worn with an off-the-shoulder top Just ruins the line, doesn’t it? A clutch is your friend here.
Dr Woo Margot Robbie doubles up as a tattoo artist and has tattooed a smiley face on Cara Delevingne’s toe. Woo might want to hang up his needles now.
