Going up
Narcos jeans The high-waisted, mid-blue denim with brown stitching worn by DEA detective Javier Peña are just the thing.
Anita Rani’s bob The Strictly takeaway to take straight to the hairdressers.
Emerald green sparkles Post Balmain x H&M, a big contender for that bit of Christmas Day glamour this year.
The pun Half ponytail, half bun, all scruff. Approved up-do this party season.
Leather trousers Ever so tricky to pull off but, as Saga from The Bridge can testify, this is utility daytime chic of the highest order.
Pep Guardiola Always and for ever, but especially with a sweaty back on a golf course, as photographed by Juergen Teller.
Going down
‘Cover-ups’ When applied to outerwear, including cardigans, jackets and coats, this phrase makes us feel sad.
Frenchies Sorry. The shibu inu is the only pooch to have now.
Smartphone scowl Be warned. Affecting your facial muscles every time you scroll.
Cara Delevingne’s lion finger tattoo
Outroared by Liam from One Direction, who has a lion across his whole hand, fake or not.
Tree upkeep Keeping those baubles looking pretty is a seasonal chore, but a chore nonetheless.
Breton stripes We’re calling it: the only stripes you want now are multicoloured, like the Gucci jumper as worn by Alexa Chung.
