Going up
Goldie Hawn From The First Wives Club to Overboard and Private Benjamin, she’s uncannily got all of 2015’s trends wrapped up.
Sunlounger prints Anything that’s floral and looks as if you can lie on it gets our vote for prints this season. The louder the better, please.
McQueen makeup An exhibition on his best looks opens at the London College of Fashion this week. Time to marvel at feathered faces and mirrored contact lenses.
Chalk stripes The new pinstripes, according to Fantastic Man.
Extreme side partings From Emilia Clarke to Lena Dunham, partings are so over unless they start where your eyebrow ends.
Marcello Mastroianni Fellini’s 8∫ is being reissued. Mastroianni obsession is resumed. Study the Diane Arbus portrait for details.
Going down
Mika Again. Is he still happening?
Penis flashing It’s boobs that are being flashed on the stage at Soko and Tove Lo. Welcome to Free the Nipple Mark 2.
Marijuana leaf ankle socks Usurped by Frida Kahlo print ones – as seen on members of TheeSatisfaction. So cool.
Mini burger canapes It’s all about pineapple and cheese protein bombs. Because you can 1970s your entire life, it seems.
Teenagers Nonagenarians are far more fashionable. See Iris, the Maysles documentary about 93-year-old style icon Iris Apfel.
Floral shoes, minimal clothes Sorry Amal. This is not OK.
