Going up
Looking tired See Bella Hadid and her copious red eyeliner in the new Zadig & Voltaire campaign, plus KStew for Chanel. Works a treat.
Ribbon The ponytail gamechanger for 2017. We knew our knowledge of the John Lewis haberdashery department would come in handy.
Rupert Sanderson for Dune The Blazing, in Ziggy Stardust-style red-and-blue, is our sandal of choice.
Adel Rootstein Her racially diverse mannequins are the inspo behind the Miu Miu pre-fall presentation. So realistic, they come with facial pores. Bit ew, bit ooh.
Gap x Landlord Unisex, cool, sporty classics courtesy of NY brand Landlord, but at Gap? Don’t mind if we do.
Alexander Wang’s Instagram We love an account with “viewer discretion advised” in the bio.
Going down
Turquoise Red carpet stylist Kate Young’s worst colour. Ours, too, now.
‘Assets’ Very odd language when referring to breasts.
Grope Sans A new font based on groping. The absolute state of it.
The iPhone The return of the 3310 means endless rounds of Snake, and that beep when you scroll through letters to text message. Good times.
Silky socks Replace with chunky sports socks, preferably with the crest of your team of choice.
Gucci on adults Sure, we heart the loafers and all other creations from Mr Michele’s head. But the best comes courtesy of his wardrobe for Blue Ivy. What #beyond was invented for.
