Going up
Chokers Rihanna has one that spells out Versace, but a simple ribbon works, too.
Tabards Moved from dinner lady to dinner party circuit. The cut-up-at-the-side shape is 2015’s answer to the tunic.
Leo Sayer Like, totally, Gucci SS15.
Niche trainer stores Size? is opening a women’s-only shop in Manchester, with London to follow soon.
Drake at sports matches Basketball, tennis, football, doesn’t matter. It’s a sight to behold. We’re hoping for a coffee table book.
Paris Hilton There’s something so reassuring about how little she’s changed in the Kim and Kanye era.
Turkey red A sumptuous shade that stole the show in Schiaparelli’s autumn/winter 2015 haute couture presentation, and nothing to do with poultry.
Going down
Carmex The only lip balm to have is from DR Harris and comes with a silver lid created by London jewellery brand Bunney. Luxe for lips.
Dyed armpit hair selfies Along with #freethenipple, this trend can get in the bin.
Amal Clooney We’re now all about her sister, Tala Alamuddin. Specifically her left leg in her recent one-trouser-legged red outfit.
Blisters Every damn summer – even this year, in espadrilles. Help.
Matching hat to shoes No, Lewis Hamilton. It still doesn’t work when that’s a baseball cap and trainers.
Siblings in fashion campaigns See Balmain and Moncler. Light years away from our family snaps.
