Going up
Catastrophe Downton? Pft. Autumn TV is all about this, the best British romcom for ages, which returns to C4 for a second series this month.
Silk blouse + high waisted trousers + ribbon bow tie Gucci-lite. What to wear in real life.
That new sweatshirt feeling Up there with new socks. #thelittlethings
Jumper and bare legs We anticipate there’s about three more days when this look is doable. Relish them.
Loads of keys Attached to jeans at Thomas Tait’s SS16 shows. The more the merrier for a proper racket when you walk.
Upper waist The new side boob, basically. That sliver of torso on show when a cropped sweater doesn’t quite reach a waistband is the new edgy/sexy flesh to flash.
Going down
Really expensive coffee table books Is it just us or does $700 – or £470 – sound like a lot for a book? That’s the kind of money the rest of us spend on flights, Gisele.
Spiders It’s all about ladybugs and beetles, the fashion-friendly insects. See Gucci, Victoria Beckham and House of Holland for details.
Instagram takeovers Just CRINGE.
Sports Direct Wickes is where the fash pack will be heading to source cable ties for use as hair bands inspired by the accessories at Christopher Kane’s SS2016 show.
Black and white Being mistaken for a waiter is still putting us off, VB.
The England kit Sorry, but Adidas’s Germany merch is the football fashion statement to make right now.
