Going up
Going Ophelia Hot dog legs be gone. The only way to pose on Insta this summer is like John Everett Millais’ painting.
Fashion au naturel It’s all about hay bathing in wellness and straw accessories in fashion. Chic, if scratchy.
Kim Jones’ Instagram Anyone who posts a xylophone-playing cat or a tub of shiba-inu puppies is OK by us.
VIP titles David Beckham has been made “ambassadorial president” of the British Fashion Council. Pass the Ferrero Rochers.
Pancakes No, we’re not referencing the Dave Chapelle Prince episode, but channelling Kendall Jenner, who rates crepes as the ultimate hangover remedy.
Going down
Salad for dinner Anyone who’s anyone is making pasta dishes from The Missoni Cookbook, followed by roasted peaches with amaretto. Buon appetito.
Gen Z yellow Reached its sunny apex on Amal at the royal wedding, but now it’s all about green. Do keep up!
Gradual tan Try tanning drops instead. They’ll take you from wan to “three weeks in Tulum” pretty quickly.
‘Gifted’ as a verb The language of the Hollywood gifting lounge creeps into our lives. No! Be vigilant.
The Latin alphabet Georgian script is so hot right now, says Gosha Rubchinskiy. Change your keyboard settings accordingly.
