Going up
Simone Rocha for J Brand J Brand jeans with Simone Rocha ruffles. In pink or red, on sale end of this month. Could this be more exciting?
Elasticated snake belts The takeaway styling detail from Elaine Constantine’s Northern Soul. Wear with wide cropped trousers for the full look.
Avène’s Hydrance Optimale Soothing Hydrating Serum The only time our skin actually felt softer the morning after applying a serum. Très bon.
Doughnuts Forget Krispy Kreme. Crosstown Doughnuts’ chocolate truffle flavour is life-changing.
Kelly Brook and Keanu Reeves Dating, according to Grazia magazine. No idea if this is true but we really, really want it to be.
Going down
Seasonal latte hysteria People continue to lose it over a drink that tastes like sweet pencil shavings. We continue to vom.
Shiba Inu Sorry, Menswear Dog, but the dachshund is top dog with the news that Todd Solondz is making a follow-up to Welcome To Dollhouse starring Weiner Dog.
Timberland wedges For the love of God, no.
Fringed leather skirt cravings So chic but so expensive. Might take a Stanley knife to a leather midi.
Spontaneity Is anyone else’s diary booked in the pre-Christmas rush? Looks like on-a-whim will have to wait till 2015.