Going up
Topshop’s Binx jeans Named after a favourite model, and with requisite raw hems. It’s a win-win.
Zig and Zag The Big Breakfast’s resident troublemakers are the unsung hero of fashion’s faux fur moment. YouTube immediately.
Bleach drips on denim As worn by Raf Simons. All very sixth-form experimental – tie-dye in the bath is only a matter of time.
Aleksandr Petrovsky Mikhail Baryshnikov in the Rag & Bone campaign equals the perfect excuse to revisit the SATC character.
Platform sandals and 10 denier tights Kate Moss- and Sienna Miller-approved winter after-dark dressing.
Orange Prince at the Grammys. That is all.
Going down
Peppa Pig Sorry, under-sixes. It’s all about My Little Pony. New Fashion East designer Mary Benson has surely been influenced by Applejack and friends.
Breastox The Botox booblift. End of days, surely?
Tonged waves Far too much like hard work. And that is miles away from fashion’s lackadaisical vibe right now.
His and hers prints Sophie Ellis Bextor and Richard Jones in matching monochrome: you have been warned.
Kiernan Shipka on the red carpet She looks gorgeous, but Sally from Mad Men growing up gives us sad face.
Gloves on the red carpet Doesn’t work for us.
