Going up
A hairbrush and a Chanel jacket All one needs, according to MIC’s Mark-Francis.
Humpty Dumpty The clumsiest one in nursery rhymes is on bags by Jeremy Scott for Longchamp.
Why Not Me? Mindy Kaling’s new book is on the way. Mark 29 September in your diaries.
The gym jumpsuit Whistles has collaborated with Frame for your new exercise gear: check out the Joan Jumpsuit.
Mean Moms Mean Girls spin-off, potentially starring Jennifer Aniston. Like, totally fetch.
Majorelle blue Beckham’s birthday party, Kate Moss’s Vogue shoot: Morocco is back on the fashion destination list. No need to book easyJet, though: wear the blue of Jardin Majorelle, Yves Saint Laurent’s garden, for a subtle reference.
Going down
Forking out for a gold Apple watch Buy the cheapest one and gold plate it.
Duffel bag ‘Sac de marin’ in French is much better. For a très chic take on the classic, buy from L’Uniform, a new bag collection from French designer Jeanne Signoles.
Knee-high gladiator sandals All that lacing up? Oof, no thank you. All we want are Sophia Webster’s banana-print Adele sneakers.
Dating app creeps Instagram account Bye Felipe calls them out. Read it and weep.
Blowing kisses Beating the teapot as our worst I’m-having-my-picture-taken pose.
