Going up
The Reebok Club C The only white sneaker to wear now. A bit tennis, a bit like Emilio Estevez’s shoes in The Breakfast Club. All good.
Peggy Guggenheim A doc of her life, Art Addict, is available to download: it’s a style lesson in bold sunglasses and mismatched earrings.
Hill & Friends Emma Hill’s label post-Mulberry is a mix of jolly and very useful. The emoji-style lock will bring joy to every handbag rummage.
Héctor Bellerín The Arsenal defender’s streetwear knowhow is undisputed: in a recent interview, Hector says he’s tired of Hood By Air and is on to Off White. Us, too.
Whistles occasionwear Launching this spring. That’s the summer wedding dress sorted, then.
Wearing a silk scarf as a bandana Part bourgeois, part bandit: Lineisy in the Chanel ad is your reference here.
Going down
Waist-length blazers Wear the Balmain way, aka long enough to cover your bottom and call it a dress.
‘Polymath’ Getting a lot of play, but isn’t it just an overblown way to say you have a short attention span?
Blue mirror sunglasses Last summer’s shades reference. Replace with Dakota Johnson’s octagonals in A Bigger Splash.
Fresh tulips Droopy ones are OK, in a Robert Mapplethorpe way. See the new Flora book out in March.
Being a street-style star Wardrobe planning starts two months in advance of show season, appaz.
Andrex We want the Oscars goodie-bag-worth loo paper, thanks. Yours for $275.