Going up
Fancy hair bobbles See Maria Shireen’s bracelet that doubles as a place to put your hair tie. Chic and practical. Win:win.
Ellesse swimwear Covert relaunch at JD Sports for our favourite heritage sports brand. See the khaki swimsuit and wear with trousers for this spring’s big trend, half dressing: wearing swimwear with clothes.
Audrey Hepburn’s eyebrows Back as brow-spo with an Audrey treatment at Nails & Brows in London’s Mayfair. Cara who?
‘Yh’ The “I’m very busy” way of answering in the affirmative.
The colour of your nipples Apparently, the perfect shade for your lipstick, too.
Isabelle Huppert For wearing jeans on the red carpet. For messy, don’t-care hair. For red lipstick prowess. We salute you.
Going down
Aperol Spritz 1.0 American Vogue says prosecco should be replaced by rosé when making every millennial’s Insta-worthy aperitif this summer.
The real Choupette Not that the “sacred Birman with immaculate fur” (aka Karl Lagerfeld’s cat) isn’t lovely, but, given we’re unlikely to meet her, we’ll be lusting after the new stuffed toy version instead.
RompHims Rompers for men.
Eyebrow wigs We’re calling it: this is the klaxon that the eyebrow boom has gone mad.
Avolattes We’ll take a coffee on the side of our breakfast, thanks.
Bedford Avenue and Quincy Will no longer house Notorious BIG memorial mural. Cue hip-hop sadface.
