Going up
Brooklyn Instagram shows him to have both an eye and a sense of humour. Rapidly outflanking even the cuteness of Harper to become the fashion desk’s pet junior Beckham.
Army-green jumpsuits It’s a Daisy Lowe at Glastonbury thing.
Ghillie flats Ladylike, closed-toe gladiator sandals are this summer’s surprise fashion smash.
Cross-stitch tattoos Hmm. Bit fey for us, tbh.
Duct tape bracelets We’ve been absentmindedly doing this for years without knowing how cool we were. Now Rihanna has made it a thing.
Fawns Audrey Hepburn had a pet one called Pippin. She took it to the supermarket. That is all.
Going down
Getting your roots done We’re growing them out for that Rachel McAdams in True Detective look.
Boozy kombucha Gut-improving fermented tea… now with alcohol in it. Nope.
Chris Moyles We are over the XFM comeback before it has even happened.
Vontouring Like contouring, but for… Yup, makes the vajazzle look tame.
Fitness selfies Documenting your developing six-pack on the internet for the rest of the world to see. End of days stuff, surely?
The Bardot straitjacket That moment when you go to hail a taxi and your whole top slides up on to your shoulders and you have to hoik it down.
