Going up
Fishnet socks OK by Carine, OK by us.
The M&S Superhold Strapless Bra May prove an essential with all this off-the-shoulder business.
Hair balls Terrible when cleaning the bathroom, surreal and wonderful at Rick Owens’ show.
The Reebok Pump The shoes preferred by Demna Gvasalia. That means we should all be swapping Stan Smiths for these forthwith.
Rock T-shirts Kendall’s is Kiss. We’ll also accept Metallica, White Snake and Alice Cooper. Metal salute emoji inevitable.
Ski pants The 80s trouser trend due to hit autumn hard, judging by shows including Versace and Balenciaga. Try them out now to get used to the stirrup.
Going down
Ripped jeans Rips in jeans should generally be smaller than a pancake. Kanye West’s were not.
Surprise album complacency Thanks Kendrick, but where’s the new one from Frank Ocean?
Endorsed Cindy Crawford should be in Empire as Naomi Campbell’s duplicitous frenemy, not appearing in a docu about celebrity endorsements. Zzzz….
The Olsen twins exhibition A Kickstarter campaign in the US celebrating their “very chic” lives. Surely there are better causes.
Palace navy Muted tones are all well and good, but we’re wearing peachy pink as seen on the skatewear’s SS16 T-shirt collection. Very borrowable.
Plait envy All over Instagram. Those of us without braid prowess are fomo-ing hard with this one.
