Going up
Milhouse Van Houten The hero behind this season’s alpha colour clash of red and lilac.
Agatha Lintott The ex-Burberry buyer behind Antibad.
Finger clicks Back, judging by Jorja Smith, SZA, Migos and H.E.R. Time to start practising.
Rainbow grills Real commitment to the rainbow trend comes in the dental department. See Tekashi69 for details.
Otis Redding on Ready Steady Go in 1966 This is how to do the mankle. Trousers with an ironed-in crease, silk socks and smart shoes.
Haberdasheries DIY customisation is being resurrected from where it was dumped in the early noughties, as seen at LFW. See you by the buttons.
Going down
Faces A serious no-go for AW18, judging by Calvin Klein, Gucci and Richard Quinn.
The Matrix Entry level when it comes to tiny sunglasses inspo. Real pros are all about East Village clubkids in 1981.
Broccoli Anna Wintour hates it appaz, and brussels sprouts are the new supergreen anyway, thanks to high acetylcholine content, aka brain power.
Talk of ‘emotional wounds’ Just too, too TMI for general chitchat, right?
Statement earrings Over. It’s all about hair adornment. See Alexa Chung for details.
Tonal dressing We’re done with this. Who knows why? #shrugemoji
