Going up
Esprit in the 90s Approved by Chloë Sevigny. Set your eBay alert now.
Dawn Chambers Her afro and short, floral, A-line dress is très moderne and trumps Joan’s Oscar de la Renta moment hands down. Style icon of Mad Men series seven, for sure.
Jackie magazine Asos’s collaboration with the 1970s teen favourite launches this week. Problem page prints are only a matter of time.
Randolph Engineering The aviator brand to buy. Produced in Massachusetts since the 70s, worn by Johnny Depp and Jon Hamm. Cool points guaranteed.
Fairfax Avenue New Earl, Frank and Tyler albums. This summer, we’ll be skateboarding down the spiritual and actual home of Odd Future.
River swimming The new meditation, appaz. Cheaper, more fun. We’ll prob stick to a lido, though.
Going down
Having one phone Jay Z has several, including one just for Rihanna. Makes your poor old iPhone with cracked screen seem positively beta.
Primary colours What with this whole election thing, red, blue and yellow are looking a bit political. Avoid until after the 7th.
Cod The Rock eats 812lb of it a year. Does this make anyone else feel ill?
New ‘prayer hands’ emoji No longer emits heavenly light rays, so is more of a high-five. We’re distraught.
High heel amnesia Ie, forgetting how to wear heels since the comfy shoe trend. Can we make trainers at weddings a thing? No? OK.
Cristiano Ronaldo’s underwear ads The dictionary definition of TMI.
