Going up
Laain Sells itself as the bridge between sportswear and normal clothes. We think it looks a bit like affordable Céline.
Black jeans Everyone. Just everyone. Gap's your best bet if you can't afford Saint Laurent. Sigh.
Tough Love Jessie Ware's comeback single is the finest thing we've heard this summer.
Emma Watson in Givenchy This year's best-dressed UN ambassador.
Puma Baskets The insider's alternative 1990s favourite the Adidas Shell Toe. Buy now before everyone else does.
Going down
Bikes as fashion accessories It's all about a 1970s car. Freja, Juergen Teller and Louis Vuitton have convinced us.
Sneaker blisters The Sacai x Vans collaboration – out this month – has trainers lined with sheepskin. Why has no one done this before?
Jumpers draped over shoulders The Italian just-got-off-a-yacht thing is over. Instead, tie your sweater round your waist for hands-free layering.
Buff Used to describe a young Prince Charles in his swimmers. Now as bad as "fittie", we're afraid.
Party shoes Even with floorlength gowns at Paris haute couture, it's all about flats these days.