Going up
Earl Grey tea If it’s good enough for Dolly Parton...
Hip-hop 2015 is set to start with some welcome returns: new Kendrick Lamar and Kanye albums are not far away.
Rainbow Brite This season’s equine reference. Cooler than My Little Pony with a better mane than those in Taylor Swift’s Blank Space video. Soon to be celebrated in a collection by Kit Neale.
Men in pastel-coloured coats Behold: Douglas Booth and A$AP Rocky for Ferragamo.
Tom Ford’s penis necklace The master of sleek sexuality has gone a bit Carry On this season – and it’s really quite a giggle.
Bruce Jenner’s ponytail Very jaunty indeed.
Going down
Barbie back Latest plastic surgery trend is an operation to create a slim, dimpled lower back worthy of a tiny plastic doll. Gross.
Sequins Basically banned, now, until November – unless you have access to a shimmering poloneck to layer beneath an understated tank, as seen at the Dior show in Tokyo.
Peplums Far too Apprentice candidate. The modern waist cincher is a simple leather belt over a cardigan. As seen at Acne.
#loveit Is this the worst hashtag on the whole of the internet?
Beards as a macho statement
Seriously, wtf?
Generation Y The Swedish term is Generation Ironic. We, like, like this term much better, yeah?
