Going up
Divine For hanging out posthumously with Frank Ocean. For giving Trump shade. For general fabulosity.
Power initials GP (Gwyneth Paltrow), VB (Victoria Beckham) and AW (Anna Wintour) are too busy and important for full names.
Multiple diamanté hair clips As seen on Lauryn Hill in the Woolrich campaign.
Dog shampoo Kim Kardashian’s hair stylist is launching a pooch product. Very arf-pha.
Your FUPA As in Fatty Upper Pubic Area. Beyoncé loves hers, so you should, too, k?
‘Multireality brain magic shit’ Coming to your Netflix in Cary Fukunaga’s Maniac. Mind-bending.
Going down
Brow maintenance With Rihanna’s kohl stand-ins on Vogue an option, we can leave this anxiety behind.
A-line skirts It’s all about the slipskirt now. See Realisation Par.
The bikini emoji We’re abstaining until the campaign for a one-piece is successful, thanks. Personal choice in beachwear is all.
Avocados on Instagram Replace with watermelon radishes to up your foodie likes.
French manicures Too basic. Nail colour should be as purposely mismatched as prints.
Tasteful interiors Ugly decor – think lime green walls – is now in, according to Man Repeller. Yikes.
