Going up
Claudio Ranieri’s glasses Klopp is all very well but the Tinkerman’s round specs are the insider choice for dug-out chic.
Princess Julia Currently starring in a play about her life at The Glory in east London. Expect tales of clubbing in the eighties, all the while dressed in clothes by Ed Marler and Ryan Lo.
Dog-walking dressing Kneelength coat, jeans, trainers and sweater – totally AW15, though go easy on the shedded fur.
Eyerolling emoji Words are so over.
Micro fringes We want Rooney Mara’s Hepburn fringe in Carol. Soft, tiny, perfect under a beret. TDF.
American beauty brands It may be no Sephora, but news that cult brands NYX and Shea Moisture are finally available in Boots is music to our ears.
Going down
Williamsburg When it’s featured on T-shirts in supermarkets, it’s safe to say the dream is over.
Boybands New 1D single Perfect sucks. We’re about duos: The Garden, boy twins from LA and Saint Laurent models.
Mustard knitwear We’ve reached peak yellow. You want striped twinsets like Fargo’s Betsy Solverson.
Almond milk Riddled with sugar and bad for the environment. Until we learn more, hazelnut milk plz.
Skinny jeans Celine’s spring collection has finally sounded the death knell. Right now, it’s the more volume the better for your trousers.
Pubic hair oil Just ew.
