Going up
Archie Foal New knitwear crush for winter 18. Unisex Scandi log cabin hipster vibes, but in the best way. The cream Kennan cardigan is top of the Christmas list.
Doublebase gel Recommended by beauty experts for dry skin and just £4.85. No, there’s no catch.
Red jumper and blue jeans Stop us if there is a better combo.
Wire-frame glasses See Sonoya Mizuno in Maniac. The specs you need whatever your prescription.
Bonfire Night Eclipsed by Halloween these days, but so much more chic than all those Scream masks. We’re thinking a teddy bear coat and beret, accessorised with mulled wine.
Going down
Doggy ‘apparel’ Dogs in clothes is weird enough. Let’s not make it super-weird with a fancy name.
Dry pits It’s all about the Sweaty Man, thanks to Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke.
Pre-wrinkle trousers Crinkly linen was the only thing that made us happy to say goodbye to summer – do not create a creased winter counterpart.
Going home This weekend Tate Modern’s clock won’t stop, meaning the doors ain’t gonna close. Night at the museum, here we come.
Christmas party planning now We give you permission to not RSVP for at least another two weeks. Social anxiety averted.