JANUARY
King Henry VIII - Wolf Hall
As well as turning on faithful old Tommy Cromwell (“I keep you because you are a serpent”), there was also that nasty business with his second wife’s head.
Wrong ’un rating: 8/10
FEBRUARY
Bobby Beale - EastEnders
Oh my god, he killed Lucy!
Wrong ’un rating: 10/10
MARCH
Robert Durst - The Jinx
What the hell did he do? Killed them all, of course.
Wrong ’un rating: 10/10
MARCH
Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Held Kimmy Schmidt and three other women captive in a bunker for 15 years. Also, made Jon Hamm look a little bit less handsome than usual.
Wrong ’un rating: 9/10
APRIL
Ken Cosgrove – Mad Men
After being fired from Sterling Cooper, chose not to follow his writing dreams but took a job with Dow Chemical in order to fire his old colleagues in return.
Wrong ’un rating: 3/10
MAY
Electro Velvet – Eurovision
Inflicting Euro-burlesque disaster Still in Love With You on 750 million people. Cinq points!
Wrong ’un rating: 2/10
JUNE
Olly – Game of Thrones
Tricked Jon Snow into going outside to face a gang of angry Night’s Watchmen before delivering the fatal* blow to the man who took him in as an orphan.
*NB – might not be fatal.
Wrong ’un rating: 9/10
JULY
Senator Tom James – Veep
As well as gently undermining Selina Meyer with his competency, may actually have usurped her as president thanks to arcane US electoral rules in event of a tie.
Wrong ’un rating: 1/10
AUGUST
Nic Pizzolatto – creator of True Detective
For making True Detective season two.
Wrong ’un rating: 3/10
SEPTEMBER
All Dr Foster’s friends, colleagues and neighbours in Doctor Foster
Gemma Foster: literally the only person in her entire village who didn’t know what her husband was up to.
Wrong ’un rating: 5/10
OCTOBER
The bloke from First Dates who didn’t turn up for his date with Georgia
It’s bad enough standing someone up, let alone in a restaurant rigged with dozens of cameras.
Wrong ’un rating: 4/10
NOVEMBER
Mary Talbot – Downton Abbey
For telling her sister Edith’s new beau Bertie that Edith’s ward Marigold is in fact her illegitimate daughter. Yeah, nice one Mary.
Wrong ’un rating: 6/10
DECEMBER
Jeremy Usborne – Peep Show
Steals snake, takes snake to a children’s soft-play centre, loses snake, leaves snake in children’s soft-play centre.
Wrong ’un rating: 7/10
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