Going up
The bird's-eye view selfie Still snapping your look in the mirror? Do keep up. It's all about a straight-down view of new season shoes. Bonus points for poured concrete floor/picturesque lawn/pebbles.
The box top Part of Eileen Fisher's Icons collection, first created in 1984, the cropped, boxy cashmere shape works all over again 30 years later.
The dirty Martini blow dry Good news: Kate Moss midway through an all-nighter hair can be bought. Bad news: it's only available at Drybar in the US. Can someone launch this in the UK, please?
New season Jaeger New designer Sheila McKain-Waid gives it a cool, Céline-ish, Honourable Woman-esque twist. Not crazy expensive, either: luckily, since how to choose between the sleeveless coat and the gold-buttoned double-breasted?
Cashew milk Green juice ended with summer 2014. Even better, this tastes like chocolate milk, not pondwater.
Going down
Gold hoop earrings Update from summer to autumn via a studded-hoop by Annina Vogel: clean, sharp, pretty and fierce. The tiny fox heads on gold hoops are top of our wishlist.
Athleisure/fabletics The terminology for the sports luxe trend is as shabby as your old gym T-shirt.
Snakes as accessories As seen on Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber – stick to the chihuahuas, please.
Cheese The riskiest of dairy products. Courtney Love confesses: "I haven't done drugs since 2005, but I'm battling a cheese addiction," she told Paper magazine
Normcore body Style.com's term for people who don't work out. Questionable.
