Going up
Chloë Sevigny at Sundance Showing us how to do a winter wardrobe now. The key, it seems, is sheepskin and red lipstick.
Woodstock As approved by Gucci. Joe Cool and Linus are also welcome additions to any wardrobe.
‘So beige’ No longer an insult since Karl Lagerfeld called Gabrielle Chanel “the Queen of Beige”.
Cos swimwear Looks far posher than it is. Buy now. Save for summer.
Crimped hair After all, you can’t straighten it (over) or tong it (so over) any more, so you might as well. Make the Schiaparelli haute couture catwalk your mood-board.
Shoulder-robing a cardigan
Part show-off, part nerd. Throws people off in a pleasing way. Very Alexa.
Going down
Mohicans Footballers, can we retire this haircut now? Yes, Érik Lamela and Sergio Agüero, we mean you.
The silver and gold rule There to be flouted in a JW Anderson kind of way.
#overuse Outside of actual social media, this should be used #sparingly please, people.
Bracelet sleeves Too long is the only way for now. See Topman Design AW16.
Waistcoats We’ve said it before, but we need to get rid of these, and soon. They’re clogging up our award ceremony menswear.
Croissant hair Far too much trouble, we say. Instead, go for the pigtail. Now Kim Kardashian-approved.
