Going up
The lifeguard look Polo shirt. Short shorts. Sports socks. Dad trainers. Basically menswear for 2018, no?
Amy Adams’ hair in Sharp Objects A sort of messy Rossetti.
Faustine Steinmetz Rita Ora recently wore this young London designer’s slip dress to lunch with Kate Moss. Takeaway? She is going to be huge.
Self-checkout Here’s an unexpected item: bar codes are chic right now, thanks to Alexander Wang.
Arsenal’s third kit Which is in a kind of scrubs-like green. Quite Yeezy, actually.
Cowrie shells Everywhere on jewellery. See Isabel Marant and your local beach shack.
Going down
Dressing from your socks up Deciding what socks to wear and choosing the rest of your outfit accordingly is really hard.
Vagina yodelling ie, shouting “Vagina!” repeatedly. As performed by Gwyneth Paltrow. No idea why.
Waistcoats Thousands were bought in honour of Gareth Southgate’s World Cup. It was too hot to wear them. Does that make them wastecoats?
Silver Jackie Kennedy preferred vermeil – gilded silver – for her table service. Proper dinner party goals.
Trinity from The Matrix Your new futuristic style icon is Voyd, the emo super from The Incredibles 2. A green hair craze is incoming.
