Going up
Silk pyjamas from Somerset by Alice Temperley The black PJs with ivory piping (inspired by Ginger Rogers) are highly regarded by our jim-jam connoisseurs.
Hydrangeas Toutes la rage. Who's going to tell Madonna she was wrong about them?
Fluff and shine The combo to be seen in at London Fashion Week: angora sweater + PVC skirt. Wearable, too.
Folk's Cochran Trousers Lurex-flecked Italian wool, and the perfect slim tailoring. Buy in Casino Navy, our new favourite shade name.
'Rigorously coordinated' From Max Mara's show notes. New maxim to aspire to when getting dressed.
LFW earworms We've been nonstop humming Don't Think I'm Not by 90s R&B one-hit wonder Kandi.
Going down
Buttoning up Carine in Mademoiselle C is making us reappraise the undone look. NB: works only with practically nonexistent cleavage.
'Looping in' No one is sending us information any more. They are always looping us in. And we don't like being lassoed with updates.
Bag handles It's still OK to have them. It's just not OK to use them. Clutch. Clutch. Clutch. Got it?
Marmite rice cakes We're all about strawberry yoghurt rice cake, Harvey Nicks' snack in this season's shade.
