Going up
Sweatshirts with short sleeves Think Rocky and The Outsiders. Buy at Gap.
David Icke Believing in aliens is very fashionable. Gucci’s Instagram is loving extraterrestrials RN.
Can I Be Me Yes, the Whitney Houston documentary, but also the phrase itself. We’ll be using this in a sentence today.
Healing crystals If they’re good enough for Lena Dunham, Drake and Kylie Jenner, they’re good enough for us.
Ale Ravalli New sustainable brand made by a mother and daughter. Also, most importantly, nice clothes. See the tartan folded skirt.
Golfwear à la Bill Murray The Murray brothers’ spring collection is here, and it’s much more fun than an afternoon at the pitch and putt – think prints of Old Fashioneds, some of them spilled.
Going down
Unicorns We’ve got nothing against the mythical creature, but the Starbucks frappuccino is one sprinkling of glitter too many.
Cristiano Ronaldo Arsenal player Mesut Özil’s new M10 fashion line may not change your life, but it’s way better than CR7’s too-tight range of underpants.
Bardot tops Definitely over when Sarah Palin’s wearing one to meet Donald Trump.
‘Maybs’ Is this an infantalising shortening too far?
Sideboobs For attention-grabbers on the red carpet, it’s all about the sternum these days. See Kendall Jenner for details.