Going up
Disco Marilyn Aka Donna Jordan, the Andy Warhol star whose bleached eyebrows and general levels of awesomeness clearly inspired the new look at the new British Vogue, judging by the cover. Into it.
100 Denier M&S tights Essentially a cheat’s guide to getting the Balenciaga shoeboot on the cheap. Starting a petition to get M&S to make them in high-shine purple.
Dressing like a plate See Mulberry’s romantic crockery-inspired spring/summer 2018 collection for details, and Zimmerman’s next season florals.
Ankle-crop trousers We’re all over a stunted hemline met with a statement boot. The new high-low combo.
Going down
Power sleeves No longer the way to zshush up an outfit. Now it’s all about arm warmers, a sort of detachable sleeve, as seen in the new issue of Vogue.
Free weekends As is customary at this time of year, we are fresh out of them until March 2018.
Clumpy eyelashes It was a trend on the catwalk, courtesy of Jeremy Scott and MSGM, but in the rain and cold, doesn’t fare that well IRL.
Losing your password Scientists at the University of Washington have developed a fabric that stores data in your clothes. It’s washable, too.
Sofa searches Not fun now old pound coins are no longer legal tender.
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