Roisin Murphy does not know the meaning of 'over the line' Photograph: Suzan/Empics EntertainmentLove's young dream, aka Jamie Winstone and Alfie Allen, head on into the party. But why oh why is Alfie wearing such a hideous jacket?Photograph: Suzan/Empics EntertainmentWe love Kate Nash, but where to start with this ensemble? The poor thing can't do much about her gurning expression - it's too late for that - but sort out the eyeliner and buy some concealer, love!Photograph: Suzan/Empics Entertainment
As if the makeup situation wasn't bad enough, there's a massive stain on Kate's dressPhotograph: Suzan/Empics EntertainmentLindsey was wearing socks when she liberally applied her fake tanPhotograph: Gregorio Binuya/Empics Entertainment... and just in case you missed it, here are Lindsey Lohan's legs in all their Technicolor gloryPhotograph: Roger Kisby/GettyA brooding Paris Hilton and her New BFF do disco-biker chicPhotograph: Jo Hale/GettyPatrick Wolf takes his inspiration from the hair-fetishist designer, Martin Margiela. He also takes the biscuit with his chainmail snoodPhotograph: Dave M. Benett/GettyIn New York, Peaches Geldof scares us with her zombie-inspired flirtingPhotograph: Roger Kisby/GettyWhile Mark Ronson's face makes us want to start fightsPhotograph: Suzan/Empics Entertainment
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