The Real Football Fan Show
12.10am, Channel 4
After a mid-season break, Robbie Lyle returns with a third series of studio banter that builds on his success interviewing Arsenal fans on YouTube. Here, followers of every Premier League club have their say, with the odd break for a celebrity interview. Cheering or booing when Lyle mentions individual teams takes up an awful lot of time and the chat can be anaemic, but the tone – loud, matey and unpretentious – is about right. Jack Seale
The Victorian House of Arts and Crafts
9pm, BBC Two
The series reaches the dining room. This means fire dogs, Tondino plates and curtains decorated with socialist poetry. It’s twee and unashamedly nostalgic, but there is a certain satisfaction in seeing modern craftspeople attempt these remarkable creations. Phil Harrison
Grantchester
9pm, ITV
“We were promised a hunky new vicar,” you may say on finding that curate Leonard appears to have taken charge in place of the newly departed Sidney. Worry not, as his interregnum proves short and sweet: a replacement is already haring to the parish. In the meantime, Leonard and Geordie look into a case of mercury poisoning. Mike Bradley
On Guitar: Lenny Kaye!
9pm, BBC Four
Amiable Patti Smith cohort Lenny Kaye presents a decent history of the electric guitar in the pop era, recalling the major players and technological advances behind the sounds we love. Best of all is Bonnie Raitt’s description of “the power and abandon and sex and fury” she feels when she plays. MB
Rob and Romesh vs Usain Bolt
9pm, Sky One
A new series in which Romesh Ranganathan and Rob Beckett tick off their wishlist of sports and entertainment megastars. Join them on a lightning tour of Jamaica hosted, appropriately, by Usain Bolt. Larks aplenty: 38 minutes of R&R and seven minutes of Bolt to finish. MB
Bob’s Burgers
10pm, Comedy Central
It may be more kind-hearted than South Park but this animated sitcom still smuggles in some snark amid its general goofy sweetness. Season nine kicks off with a double bill featuring lovestruck Tina infiltrating a boyband audition and the return of Kevin Kline’s sly tycoon Mr Fischoeder. Graeme Virtue
Film choice
A Quiet Place, 12.10pm, 8pm, Sky Cinema Premiere
This suspenseful thriller is set in a world where blind creatures hunt humans – who are safe, as long as they remain silent. Director John Krasinski also stars as Lee who, with the rest of the Abbott family, are practised survivalists; but mum Evelyn (Emily Blunt) is pregnant – how do you give birth silently? Paul Howlett
Today’s best live sport
Tennis: Australian Open, 8am, Eurosport 1
The second men’s singles semi-final from Melbourne.
Test Cricket: West Indies v England, 1.30pm, Sky Sports Cricket
Day three of the first Test from Kensington Oval, Barbados.
FA Cup Football: Arsenal v Manchester United, 7.30pm, BBC One
Fourth-round action.
